Written on May 31, 2012 at 1:41 pm by Lauren
Filed under Political Satire
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Romney IS The Cowardly Apprentice
‘This is a completely airtight kennel mounted on the top of our car.’
‘They’re not happy that my dog loves fresh air.’
‘I saw my father march with Martin Luther King.’
‘I did not see it with my own eyes.’
‘I’m not trying to return to Reagan-Bush.’
‘Ronald Reagan is… my hero.’
‘I believe that since Roe v. Wade has been the law for 20 years we should sustain and support it.’
‘I’ve been a hunter pretty much all my life.’
‘I’m not a big game hunter… I’ve always been a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will.’
‘I never really called myself pro-choice.’
‘In the end, I became persuaded that the stem-cell debate was grounded in a false premise.’
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Thanks for making me laugh and giving me hope that I am not only one that sees this.
Sometimes I feel like I’m trapped in a Bizarro World or a Seinfeld episode.
Completely, Lauren! I wish Mitt would just ask Trump to be his V.P. They’re truly a match made in bullshit heaven. And yet, people will vote for this asshole. Wake me when it’s over.
Do you have inside info on Romney’s VP choice? God, I hope you’re right. I think that would make me as happy as McCain’s choice. What was that bimbo’s name from Alaska, the one who could see Russia from her house?
I’m pretty sure my head will explode before November.
I just don’t get it. How people can be lured over to the dark side, speaking of assholes.
You just gotto laugh because otherwise I’m gonna cry.
He is so pathetic.
I think it would be the kind of laugh that mental patients do so well.
The other side is just as stupid and just a flip floppy. They are politicians after all and will be whatever they think we want them to be. Both sides suck.
Take the money out of politics and give the politics back to the people. It’s all about the money trail that leads to special interest groups and corporate lobbyists.
http://www.opensecrets.org/