My fake product Mentamucil -The Natural Brain Laxative is tonight’s sponsor for InnerGiggler, Linda’s entertaining radio show on Blog Talk Radio. The show airs Sunday, April 17 at 7p.m. (west coast) and 10p.m. (east coast). Linda will read the ad at 7:15 in daylight on the west coast or in darkness on the east coast…. Continue reading
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But Wait, There’s More Backside of the Unemployment Front.
Image by mahalie via Flickr CLASSIFIED JOBS ON CRACK. Employer one-liners from the butt cheek files. Comfortable working with people is a must. You will also be responsible for running personal errands for employees and the owner. These errands can include car maintenance (fuel and wash cars)… No cry babies need apply. Must love Money,… Continue reading
Charlie Sheen Drug Hailed a Medical Miracle.
Image via Wikipedia by M Foster Charlie Sheen Drug Coming Soon to a Pharmacy Near You. Scientists at Sober Valley Lodge combined Charlie Sheen’s tiger blood and Adonis DNA to create a drug that has been hailed by some former doctors living in Costa Rica as a breakthrough in the field of genetics. When asked about… Continue reading
10 Reasons Martha Stewart Won’t Visit Your Home.
Pictures of your home will never grace the pages of Martha Stewart Magazine. According to a spokesperson for the magazine, “In addition to being banned from their pages, the editor issued an APB on Pinterest “prohibiting you from posting pictures of your house.” The editor went on to blast “Your jihadist housekeeping ideology” and said, “You… Continue reading
A Note to Satan from a Dissatisfied Customer of God.
Image via Wikipedia Dear Satan, Is Satan correct or do you prefer Lucifer (very dashing), or The Antichrist (kind of formal) or Jezebel (a bit feminine but not as bad as Leslie)? If I pissed you off, feel free to shower my lawn with fire and brimstone. A brief explanation follows. Since the beginning of… Continue reading
A Note to God from a Dissatisfied Customer.
Dear God, This is my last attempt to contact you after hundreds of emails I sent bounced back, “Mailbox full.” I have to say that lately, your customer service record has been less than sub par. Over the past month, it has become apparent that you’ve increased your precipitation deliveries from a monthly to a… Continue reading
Where Have All the Windows Gone?
The office where I work boasts lovely views of the parking lot from four windows, soon to be zero. Image by Ateo Fiel via Flickr We are moving to new digs, literally, in the basement of the building. I literally hate the word literally. Image via Wikipedia There will be zero windows in the… Continue reading
Mentamucil-The Natural Brain Laxative.
When You’re Blocked. The number one preferred brain laxative of non-institutionalized shrinks, Mentamucil contains natural brain fiber that adds bulk to gray matter where thoughts matter most. More brain fiber less WTF moments. Taken daily, Mentamucil improves colon and comma health by helping you move your vowels regularly. No more discomfort from introspective constipation or… Continue reading
Spam Soap — An Oxymoron and Post Extracted from the Blogger Drainpipe.
This is a repost of As the Spam Turns – Tales from Nigeria. I just read a post about spam called Scamming 101 at Leeuna’s great site My Mind Wandered – and it never came back! That’s where I got the idea of reheating the spam. Leeuna is a very funny humor writer,… Continue reading
Best Dead Stuffed Animal Gifts for the Home.
Image via Wikipedia Top Selling Items Guinea Pig Paperweights. Parrot Wall Hangings – Wonderful decorative accents for any room. Persian Cat Hand and Foot Warmers. Hermie the Hamster and Gerry the Gerbil – Rodent Replacements. You never have to feed them. Goat Drying Racks for the Mudroom. Hedgehog Book Ends. Pig Banks –… Continue reading