After first using the iFeline Death Ray as a deterrent back in February… The beast left me no choice after a brief encounter in the hall… So I locked onto the target and zapped it into a catatonic state. This is brought to you by Feline Friday and Burnt Food Dude. Post a picture of… Continue reading
Linking two prompts with one post. Five Sentence Fiction: Forgotten Silly Sunday My apologies to Rhonda. Today, I have a linking problem. Following the Scent of Keys Where did I leave my keys? Did I lose them down the FedEx chute while dropping off the package? No, I drove home, stuffed them… Continue reading
In honor of Labor Day, a day in which women labor to give birth and workers labor to pay bills, I’m reposting a revised version of We’re a Nation of Mutts (2010) to remind us that in spite of our differences, we’re all the same.
Jake is smiling because he’s been eating chopped meat and rice for the past several days. No gauche canned dog food for him. It all started when he heard a rumor at the dog watering hole. Barney the Boxer got Jake’s attention with a doggy rope toy and a “pssssst.” “Hey you, Jake. Come over here,”… Continue reading
Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s leg Thou shall not chase the cat when she wanders into mutt air space Thou shall not abduct a sock, shoe or glove from a wedded pair Thou shall not kill a rodent and leave it fermenting on the bed Thou shall not blight my clothing with thy muddy… Continue reading
Last night Jenny stole a pound of deli ham from the counter. One second it was there, the next – poof, gulp slurp. She had scarfed it down, a groovy Scooby snack. For Jenny, food layovers are never out of bounds and certainly never out of reach. It’s hunting after the fact and more like… Continue reading
While taking my poor convalescing mutt, Jenny, for a walk on the front lawn, I got heel dragged across the snow, despite the surgical collar she wore. Think Queen Elizabeth. See the resemblance? Jenny dragged me until I slipped, releasing the retractable lead that used my face to stop the backward slide. After stars stopped… Continue reading
Image via Wikipedia GUESS WHO’S COMING FOR KIBBLES AND BITS? While I listened to alleged singers on American Idol screech their way into millions of homes, my mutt Jenny started to bark and then promptly left the room. “I know,” I shook my head. “Just awful.” However, I soon learned that American Idol wasn’t the… Continue reading
Not to be confused with Sado, although her teeth are rather sharp. Things my dog has eaten or has attempted to eat: • 10 Pillows and counting • 2 Meat loafs • A frozen chicken breast • 3 sneakers (each from a different pair) • 1 water shoe • 4 slippers (each from… Continue reading
The IPooch Can Help Does a scene like this give you pause? Does your dog run to check his e-mail as soon as you leave the room? Now both of you can enjoy online time together. With the new IPooch from Apple, your dog can stay in touch with his canine chums and surf… Continue reading