10 Rules for Avoiding Arrest or Injury on the Road 1. After cutting off a driver, always check your rearview mirror to ensure you haven’t left the car in a burning heap by the side of the road. If you should see flames shooting into the sky along with thick black smoke, call 911,… Continue reading
Date Archives → August 2009
Executive Brain Chatter from the Office of Frontal Lobe
Image via Wikipedia ONLY GRAY MATTER MATTERS Out of work, mind-jujitsu restrains my thoughts in a brain lock. I struggle to manage my time, my day. I get distracted for hours, lost in an intricate web of tangential thoughts. Staying focused requires a cerebral taskmaster, a boarding school headmaster, a think tank to go. The… Continue reading
Vaudeville Act, Destined for Dump, Saved by Descendant of Jerry Mahoney
Feckless Five Archival Print Saved by Descendant of Jerry Mahoney The demise of Vaudeville began soon after the debut of the Feckless Five, as they appeared in their first performance pose in the below archival print. Sid (top left) Lenny (top right) Willie (center), Miriam (btm left) Felice (btm right) Feckless Five Back Story The… Continue reading
My Son the Mimbo
Okay. I’ve said it. My 20-year old son is a mimbo — a male bimbo. He had to catch a 6:15 a.m. flight this morning. I was ready and waiting at 4:30 a.m. So, what does he do at 4:30? He takes a shower. Thirty-minutes later, he’s ready to go; we arrived at the airport… Continue reading
Fructose is a bad influence on Juice who is quite naive
A primer on prune juice will follow with intermittent breaks. Now to the lesson of poor juice selection and how every bottle is not created equal. Take highly sweetened Juice. Please! All bottled up. Complaining about shelf life most of the day, rattling about annoying Milk and Carbonated Water. It can really get noisy. I… Continue reading