Beware of Literary Internet Debris . . . Caught in the Cyberspace Spam Continuum I admire the creativity involved in the latest alien spam that landed in my inbox. Both contained riddles that I found intriguing and actually considered clicking the hyperlinks until Caution and Restraint grabbed me by the shoulders and shook some sense… Continue reading
Date Archives → October 2009
Dead Mice Don’t Eat Cheese
This is based on a true story. Of course as a fiction writer and satirist, I tend to embellish the facts. So, what is actually true? The mouse, the cat, and me, of course. I did grab the cat with the mouse in its mouth, tried to shake it from the cat’s mouth, succeeded in… Continue reading
Burnt Bums and Boobies – Newbie Guide to Nude Sunbathing
How to avoid being rude in the nude? Nude Pool Etiquette: Remove your clothing as soon as you find a lounge chair – ten-second rule – before your tush smooshes the cushion. Always act naturally while removing your clothing in front of a bunch of smiling, naked strangers. No gyrations or sexually suggestive movements… Continue reading