Trouble free travel within the confines of your own mind
HEAD TRIP INSIDER’S GUIDE: WHAT TO EXPECT
No traffic or weather delays: Unless your thoughts are backed up due to fog
No charge for extra baggage: I’m working stuff out
No charge for a roundtrip ticket and hotel accommodations: Delusions are free
The local cuisine was worse than airplane food: I can’t cook
The weather was hot: I dressed in too many layers
Visited exotic locations: I watched The Travel Channel
No cell phone service: I turned off the phone
The service was terrible: The staff was always out to lunch
The pilots overshot the airport: Someone else’s head trip
Be back as soon as I can figure out how to land.
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When do we leave? I'm going on this trip!
Now! I so want to get out of here.
"Delusions are free" – I may cross stitch this on a pillow.
Ha! Thanks.
Excellent travel advice. My wife and I love to travel, however, our lack of tangible income will probably put a bit of a halt on that for the foreseeable future. Head trips have always seemed like a good idea to me, I thank you for the justification! 😉
I wonder if there is an ear attachment for couples interested in sharing a head trip.
Oh I have a lot of these too! When I need to have a better life than the one I got!
Right now I'm in Tahiti.