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BLOWY
I feel stuck.
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OSCI
I can see why. You’re always planted in the same spot.
BLOWY
It sucks.
OSCI
That’s a fan of a different breed.
BLOWY
No. Being me sucks, all stationary like, staring at the same damn wall day after day.
OSCI
Not me. I can turn. Weeeee!!!
BLOWY
What does it feel like … to swivel your hips?
OSCI
It’s a real rush. I’ve got all the right moves with the wind at my back … and front.
BLOWY
Must be great to have a fanoramic view.
OSCI
It’s exhilarating. One second, I’m looking at a portrait of ugly on the wall; the next, I’m looking out the door at Sammy Slippers shuffling down the hall. Makes my head spin.
BLOWY
What’s that like … to have your head spin?
OSCI
It’s very cool. I get punchy and lightheaded. Don’t know if I’m coming or going …
BLOWY
I’m always going.
OSCI
… I once saw a piece of paper get high.
BLOWY
Wow!
OSCI
I was afraid I had blown it but that was the point.
BLOWY
What point?
OSCI
To get a paper high.
BLOWY
Must have been awesome.
OSCI
Blew my mind.
BLOWY
Must be nice. I’m just a directionally dysfunctional blow-hard.
OSCI
That sucks!
BLOWY
Right. The other kind of fan.
OSCI
No, being directionally dysfunctional.
BLOWY
It blows. I just push stuff away. I’d love to be like you, to get into a groove and swivel my hips.
OSCI
Maybe I can help. Try this. Click your dial three times to off and shut yourself down.
BLOWY
Okay. I’ll try anything to be like you.
Blowy turns self off. Blades stop spinning.
OSCI
Thank God. Couldn’t stand all the whining.
LOL! I had to work hard to keep Evil Twin from reaching in to grab his blade.
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Awesome!…Fanoramic view….you blew me away! (-;
LOL. This was funny. Hope you had a great 4th of July!:)
RG: I'd also worry about Evil Twin around forks and nail files.
Mrs. B: Ha!
Mr. S: Thanks. Hope you had a great fourth, too.
Gotta say, I've always been a huge fan of your work, but now, wow. I'm a bigger fan than ever!
Terrific post, you witty woman! Happy 4th!
Ha! Thanks, Perry. Really appreciate that.
That was so funny!
Thanks, Tracie.