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The number one preferred brain laxative of non-institutionalized shrinks, Mentamucil contains natural brain fiber that adds bulk to gray matter where thoughts matter most. More brain fiber less WTF moments.
Taken daily, Mentamucil improves colon and comma health by helping you move your vowels regularly. No more discomfort from introspective constipation or awkward moments from embarrassing brain farts. With Mentamucil, you’ll be able to clear your head without clearing a room.
Just one serving of Mentamucil in the morning eliminates frivolous thought retention throughout the day, while relieving painful word bloat.
Mentamucil also reduces the occurrence of hem and haw-rhoids, prevents diarrhea of the mouth, and alleviates moodiness associated with Irritable Brain Syndrome (IBS), a leading cause of writer’s block.
So, get Mentamucil today and say goodbye to stifled thoughts. With a daily dose of Mentamucil, thinking will never be a strain.
Awesome! I just guzzled an entire bottle. I should be a hit at the party tonight.
HOLY CRAP!
Excuse me…
You'll definitely be on fire. Bring a fire extinguisher. I'm getting a case. : )
Oh, this is hilarious. "Irritable Brain Syndrome". Bwhahahaha. I'm glad someone finally put a name to my condition. Thanks Lauren. Now where can I buy some Mentamucil?
I wish I knew where to buy it. : ( I've got IBS today. The fog has rolled in. All flights of fancy have been grounded.
If only this product really existed. You'd be a millionaire and I'd be able to write something decent.
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Holy Excrement! It "really" works! Now I know what a rounded rectangle is. Thank you for introducing me to Mentamucil, Lauren. This stuff is truly remarkable!!!
SW: Ha! But you write something way better than decent anyway.
Ryhen: You are hilarious. But what you just wrote is still making my head hurt.
I'm getting me a case of this today. I need it desperately. Bwahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
I still haven't located a distributor. Let me know if you have any luck. Have a great day!
What are the side effects? I seem to be writing better, but I actually like politicians..
Ha! The side effects – I seem to be writing more while lying on my left side.
Is there a discount if you buy this by the case? Maybe this would eliminate those embarrassing brain farts I seem to suffer from so frequently.
Hi TR: Thanks for swinging by. I'm still having difficulty locating a Mentamucil distributor because of frequent brain farts. It's a vicious cycle. And frankly it stinks!
I'm back! You're so incredibly funny! I almost can't stand it, I'm laughing so hard. Great idea, hilarious post!
Welcome back! You are hilarious. Thank you!!!
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