A Sordid Affair. Earlier today, news of an alleged tryst between P&G Swiffer and a Playboy Dust Bunny shook the household cleaning category. Image via Wikipedia Right wing activist, Mr. Clean, broke the story following several eyewitness accounts alleging that P&G Swiffer and Dust Bunny were seen clinging to each other in the back of a Hollywood… Continue reading
Date Archives → January 2011
Houdini Mutt and the Vanishing String.
When a mutt has a bum knee, it goes to a mutt orthopedist. Such was the case with my dog Jenny, who after undergoing knee surgery – yes, dogs have knees – is now in doggy rehab, which entails brisk walks on a lead while I snow plane behind. During rehab, Jenny wears a surgical… Continue reading
How Deep is Your Snow – To the Tune of How Deep is Your Love w/Barking Dogs.
While taking my poor convalescing mutt, Jenny, for a walk on the front lawn, I got heel dragged across the snow, despite the surgical collar she wore. Think Queen Elizabeth. See the resemblance? Jenny dragged me until I slipped, releasing the retractable lead that used my face to stop the backward slide. After stars stopped… Continue reading
Disappearing Jobs Linked to Magic Cape Missing from Homeland Security Rec Room.
Embracing the illusionary powers of magicians Harry Houdini, David Copperfield and Criss Angel, American companies increasingly use magic to make jobs disappear in the U.S. and then reappear overseas. Image via Wikipedia For several years, economists have blamed the precipitous loss of U.S. jobs on a black magician’s cape that went missing from a classified… Continue reading