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Date Archives → April 2011

Reality Check: Testing, Four, Five, Six.

posted in Humor, Random Thoughts on April 27, 2011 by Lauren 0 Comments

Image via Wikipedia Thump! Thump! Thump! Buzz. Whir. Pluff. Silence. I can’t hear you!  Cease reality check. Commence email check. There are now 1520 emails in my inbox. Last time I checked there were 1301. The Google says, “You are currently using 648 MB (8 %) of your 7576 MB.”  I’m making progress. Not much… Continue reading →

Is that a Cell Tower in Your Yard or Do You Just Glow Girl?

posted in Commentary, Humor on April 23, 2011 by Lauren 1 Comment

On a murky moonless night, in a bucolic New England town with few streetlights and many twisted ankles, a 150-ft Cell Tower Cyborg disguised as a tree descended from the sky… …landing in a blurry residential neighborhood in Ridgefield, CT.   Angry citizens stormed the streets in a black and white section of town where… Continue reading →

Mentamucil Sponsor for InnerGiggler on Blog Talk Radio

posted in Satire on April 18, 2011 by Lauren 0 Comments

My fake product Mentamucil -The Natural Brain Laxative is tonight’s sponsor for InnerGiggler, Linda’s entertaining radio show on Blog Talk Radio. The show airs Sunday, April 17 at 7p.m. (west coast) and 10p.m. (east coast). Linda will read the ad at 7:15 in daylight on the west coast or in darkness on the east coast…. Continue reading →

Trump Considers Presidential Run on Girther Party Ticket

posted in Politics on April 12, 2011 by Lauren 1 Comment

Image via Wikipedia Last week, America’s favorite crazy billionaire uncle, Donald Trump, or “The McDonald,” if you love burgers and clowns, announced his candidacy for President of the United States to a group of bus boys and coat check girls in the back room of Trump Casino. In a rambling two-hour speech that included staff directives… Continue reading →

From Rants to Riches. I Got Blog Bling!

posted in Blogging, Random Thoughts on April 10, 2011 by Lauren 0 Comments

Actually, I, ahem, received two awards, one from my awesome blog buddy Mrs. Blogalot, and the other from a new awesome blog buddy Fire Crystals. Geez, doesn’t anyone have names like Pam or Lisa anymore? Without further ado, here’s the Must Read award from a Must Read lady who is absolutely enchanting, hilarious, and an… Continue reading →

Government Nightmares: Starring Chef Gordon Ramsay

posted in Politics on April 8, 2011 by Lauren 0 Comments

CHEF RAMSAYBug off. The lot of you. You can’t make a bloody deal. What’s so bleeping hard? C’mon now! I don’t have all day. HARRY REIDI don’t understand. I’m the head of the Senate. I’ve always made a great deal. Maybe I took the deal out of the Senate too soon. CHEF RAMSAYProdding a pile… Continue reading →

Rant Du Jour: Billionaire/Corporate Tax Cuts, What are They Good For?

posted in Rant on April 7, 2011 by Lauren 0 Comments

Image via Wikipedia Another Raise for the One Percent Elite? Heaping more feed into a billionaire’s trough isn’t a Republican or a Democratic issue.  It’s an American issue. Do Americans really want to give billionaires another raise? Do Americans really want to cut the corporate tax rate? In order to donate more to the top… Continue reading →

Humor Helps but at Times There’s Nothing like a Good Rant

posted in Random Thoughts, Rant on April 5, 2011 by Lauren 0 Comments

Image via Wikipedia Several years ago, the universe shifted and knocked most of us off our feet, while others still reap in the rewards. The ground is still not stable. Every day we struggle to find a piece of debris that once was the American dream. The dream that has gotten away from most of… Continue reading →

Reality Check: Testing, One, Two, Three.

posted in Humor, Random Thoughts on April 3, 2011 by Lauren 0 Comments

Image by mikebaird via Flickr A sustained screech of the microphone. “I can’t hear you!” Cease reality check. Commence email check. There are 1256 emails in my inbox. Make that 1301. I’m trying to see how many emails I can stockpile before my mailbox explodes. The Google says, “You are currently using 526 MB (6%)… Continue reading →

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