Image via Wikipedia THEY’RE SMART! THEY’RE SAVVY! THEY’RE A PAIN IN THE ASS! THEY’RE CSI: MIAMI HYPOCHONDRIACS. INT. LIVING ROOM – CRIME SCENE TANYAWhat a butcher! I’ve never seen so much blood. TOMHe should have stuck to deli meats. I hope the wife didn’t have an airborne blood disease. TANYAShaking Head After we wrap this… Continue reading
Date Archives → May 2011
Rapping the Rapture
Image via Wikipedia When I stepped outside to get some air,I got the fire and brimstone in my hair The sky was dark as midnight, as dirty as coalThen thousands of Locusts swarmed up my nose My sinuses throbbed, thought they might explodeI couldn’t find a tissue and that really blows I’m enraptured with the… Continue reading
I Pulled Weeds. Weeds Pulled My Back.
Image via Wikipedia The Weeds Won! POSTS FROM THE CRYPT. I started this blog in May 2009 after I lost my job. This weekend history repeated itself, repeated itself, with the back story that is. Muddy Monday figuratively speaking of course, though I’m not averse to getting dirty. The day before I tackled weeds…. Continue reading
Mother’s Day Celebrity Head Trip Getaways
Image by airpanther via FlickrMother‘s Day Celebrity Head Trip Getaways. So many great packages from which to choose. Ben Affleck Palau Getaway. Enjoy endless hours of fun-filled fantasy in a bungalow on a secluded beach. Surrounded by crystalline waters and white powder sand, this all inclusive vacation comes with open bar, private cook, daily massages… Continue reading