BITTER
Social network for insensitive tarts
CRITTER
Social network for pests
FITTER
Social network for tailors
JITTER
Social network for neurotics
KNITTER
Social network for crochet enthusiasts
LITTER
Social Network for garbage men
MITTER
Social network for Romney supporters
QUITTER
Social network for slackers
SHITTER
Social network for the colon conscious
SITTER
Social network for the sedentary
SLITTER
Social network for sociopaths
SPITTER
Social network for slobber mouths
WITTER
Social network for humorists
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Oh, you are a clever bitch. 😉 How about GITTER – Social network for stalkers.
Thank you. I think. LOL! Definitely a network I would avoid.
LOL
Zitter – For those obsessed with popping pimples
Yuck! I’d hate to be a fly on the wall at one of their meet ups. The fly could die from a direct hit of pus.
Brilliant post ! love it… I had to share this:)
Thanks!!!! Thank you for sharing it.
Lol. Fitter and Mitter my fans! Not necessarily because I would want to join, lol. Although I would join Witter, Bitter and Jitter! Could be fun!
I’d like to join Witter. Some of the tweets on Bitter and Jitter could be hilarious. That should be a follow up post.
So so funny! Very clever, Lauren! I recently joined Fritter, the social network group for people who love fair food.
I’d definitely join Fritter. There’s nothing like deep fried dough to fill your heart with happiness and excess fat.
Titter ….well, obviously. Do I really have to say it?
I’m guessing that you don’t mean: to laugh in a restrained, self-conscious, or affected way, as from nervousness or in ill-suppressed amusement.
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