The Google Friend Connect widget, once populated with faces on my sidebar, now appears empty and clueless, a border of its former self. On March 1st, Google discontinued Google Friend Connect on all non Blogger sites. Since that day “that will live on in infamy,” I’ve tried to find a Google Friend Connect plugin or… Continue reading
Date Archives → March 2012
Save the Wealthy – Sponsor a Billionaire!
Image via Wikipedia – I have no idea who this dude is. After a bad run of luck on Monte Carlo, billionaire Todd Hedrick III needs your contributions to help him get back on his jet again. For just $200 a week, you can help Todd maintain his lavish lifestyle and recoup the island he… Continue reading
Slut Talk Radio – A Rush to Judgment
Do some men choose a career in radio to overcompensate for their tiny heads? I can’t think of any other reason for Rush Limbaugh to verbally abuse Sandra Fluke on the radio, his voice wafting like pig farts across the airwaves. Whether you like it or not, Limbaugh is a public figure and a role… Continue reading
The Limbaugh Galaxy, a Strange Universe Far, Far, Away…
SPOCK Captain we’ve entered the Limbaugh galaxy on a course bearing 666 at 275° toward the planet Dittohead. CAPTAIN Ah, the overpopulated planet inhabited by pimps and sluts. SPOCK Yes, Captain. Back in the year 2012, King Rush, the supreme leader of Dittoheads, proclaimed contraception evil and banned its use throughout the kingdom. Women were… Continue reading
Come an’ get me, copper!
The cop saw me before I saw him. He had a radar detector. I had astigmatism. Hypnotized by the swirl of his ruby-red lights, I pulled over to the side. He got out of his car, parked across the street, and swaggered toward me. My chance to make a getaway. Instead, I idled in confusion…. Continue reading