iFeline Cat Robot with Dog Death Ray
The iFeline cat robot is so authentic looking you’ll swear it’s real!
After fourteen years (seven human years), our software experts at iFeline Laboratories have perfected the first responsive cat robot on the market, produced to replicate cat like indifference and stealth maneuverability.
Like an ordinary cat, the iFeline will sit on your lap when it’s in the mood and suddenly appear underfoot while you’re climbing stairs or running to answer the phone.
The rechargeable iFeline cat robot, with dog death ray, comes with portable charger, GPS system, durable plastic exterior, programmable purr and meow voice control, adjustable volume and vibration device and carrying case.
Its advanced spring-loaded hindquarter technology enables the iFeline to jump up to fifty feet and then land on all fours every time.
iFeline’s specially formulated natural fur coat is waterproof and can handle the most severe weather conditions. The iFeline’s durable handcrafted fur coat will not shed and is guaranteed to last through nine lives.
Every iFeline is fitted with retractable synthetic claws that never require clipping and is designed with turbo digging and scratching functionality. The iFeline can climb trees, as well as your furniture and drapes, can last up to 360 days outdoors, while hanging from a branch, and comes with a Wi-Fi activated parachute. iFeline tech experts are available 24/7 to handle any iFeline glitches or emergencies.
The iFeline is available in adult cat and kitten sizes and a variety of colors, including calico, primary colors, as well as shiny metallic pink, green and blue.
Batteries not included.
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Bwahahahahahaha. Yep this sounds right on the money. I spewed my coffee all over the monitor with the ‘batteries not included’ part.
Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. 🙂
Happy Silly Sunday! I always thought that computer screen windshield wipers were a good idea. But, that’s just me.
Nope. It’s gone. I just checked. I apparently laughed my a** off.
Cat? He not think it so funny.
I love it. When you want to rest and not get tripped trying to move about your home, just remove the batteries! Hee Hee.
hah! Why didn’t I think of that? Just remove the batteries.
AhHAhhAHahhh! Oh, this is too funny!! I love iFeline! And I want one of my own!
Thank you! My dogs aren’t thrilled with the death ray. Other than that, iFeline is fun to chase.
Hahahaha! This made me laugh out loud! I’ll take six of them!
Thank you! I think my dogs would have an anxiety attack with six of them. LOL!
As if I don’t already have enough gadgets. Ok ok! I’ll take 2.
Geez. I don’t know if I can’t produce them fast enough. I might have to outsource the work.
Thanks for the heads up about the broken link. I fixed it!
And best of all, apparently the iFeline doesn’t pee or poop. No more cat sand dragged through the house to crunch under bare feet. No more “almond roca” kisses from my cat-poop breath dog. Yes. I can see where these could put a lot of real cats out on their snooty asses. Sign me up.
Great fun, Lauren!
That’s right. Yuck! No more cat sand dragged through the house. LOL! The iFeline doesn’t pee or poop. Hell. If I’m going to make a cat robot. I going make damn sure I don’t have to scoop.
hahaha 😀 LOL!
I want one too!
I can’t keep up with the demand.
OMG, where do you come up with these things? You’re brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
Thank you. No, I’m just a creative thinker. I got the idea from the picture. The flash on the cat’s eyes looked like rays of light. And the wire looked like it was plugged into the cat. It cracked me up. Doesn’t take much.
Do you think it could be programmed to bring me a drink? ‘Cause then I’ll take a dozen.
I don’t see why not. I’m sure we could fit one with a cup holder.
Love it, don’t have to worry about fur all over the house 🙂
And they come with a cup holder.
Hi dee ho Gorgeous! But does iFeline scratch the furniture at will?
TGIF! Thank God it’s Friday! Do you remember that movie? I do. I just dated myself.
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I have to work on the claw furniture function. Haven’t worked out that glitch yet. TGIF! Congrats on Teen Week. Have a great weekend!
Hi Lauren,
I am not a fan of owning pets due to the responsibilities of having one, so I think having a robotic cat might be my next best option. I will have to see one in person though before I make a decision.
Take Care.
I think you’ll have to wait a long time to see one in person. Maybe a stuffed animal, not Taxidermy, would be more to your liking.
Heehee. Will iFeline also provide a virtual hairball ap so that my dogs can enjoy it as a mid afternoon snack? Yeah, I know. YUCK!
Yuck! I know. Dogs eat anything they find on the floor, especially anything cat related.
I love it. When you want to rest and not get tripped trying to move about your home, just remove the batteries! Hee Hee.