On a murky moonless night, in a bucolic New England town with few streetlights and many twisted ankles, a 150-ft Cell Tower Cyborg disguised as a tree descended from the sky…
Image by National Library NZ on The Commons via Flickr“Of course it is, you schmuck,” said Citizen Blaine. “The rendering was only ledger size.”
“Crap! That was one big piece of paper,” Macaroni mumbled while searching for a Mexican restaurant on his Blackberry.
“It was 11″ x 17″- not 150-ft! Do the math!”
“Maybe it’s like objects in rear view mirrors appearing larger than they are.
Let me get my glasses and I’ll take another look-see.”
(Sticks a contact lens in each eye.)
Image via WikipediaHoly shit! That stealth tree is an eyesore.”
“You once called it a ‘funny tree,’ pined Citizen Blaine.
“Hey, I’m looking at that monstrosity and there ain’t nothing funny about it.”
“You need to chop it down!”
Image via Wikipedia
Are you fighting a telecom in your neck of the woods or flatlands?
Information on Cell Towers and our fight:
Video testimonial from a doctor in Washington, CT who suffered adverse health effects from a nearby cell tower: http://www.youtube.com/watch?
Full Article: Cell Tower Refugees
The Cell Tower Presentation I created from extensive research.
Wow, is that for real? It looks like an overly tall plastic Christmas tree that didn't come with enough branches.