Want to Exercise? Pick Your Poison. Sweat by Jog, Gym, or Treadmill? Jogging the Wallet There is something glamorous about jogging in a Moxie Skirt and Fizz Tank Top until you to start to run and unsightly sweat stains leave an indelible mark on your pride and your new tank top. Jogging is too damn… Continue reading
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If Only There Was a Lost and Found for Brains
Searching For My Brain I once had a brain but it went MIA above the yondering blue where the space ships cruise in weightlessness. That’s where my brain is—somewhere in space—the final frontier—floating in a vacuum of nothingness. In space, there is no air or reason to put on airs. Everyone looks the same hermetically… Continue reading
Dry Humor Minus the Perrier
How nomads got their name Who would have thought that a nomad wandering the desert would have such a wonderful dry sense of humor?Historians were just as surprised. According to an ancient scroll recently discovered in the Sinai Peninsula, as soon as the sun finished baking a nomad’s brain rendering him delusional, the funny bone,… Continue reading
Cyber Surfing Hound Got You Down?
The IPooch Can Help Does a scene like this give you pause? Does your dog run to check his e-mail as soon as you leave the room? Now both of you can enjoy online time together. With the new IPooch from Apple, your dog can stay in touch with his canine chums and surf… Continue reading
As the Crow Flies Non Stop to Tahiti
Caws and Effect A crow swooped down and grabbed a bone my dog had left on the front yard. Away the crow flew, weighed down by its hand-me-down, bare-boned kill. No meat. Nada. Nothing to chew on. Perhaps the crow wanted to dress up its nest with a piece of modern art, though nests aren’t… Continue reading
My Son the Mimbo
Okay. I’ve said it. My 20-year old son is a mimbo — a male bimbo. He had to catch a 6:15 a.m. flight this morning. I was ready and waiting at 4:30 a.m. So, what does he do at 4:30? He takes a shower. Thirty-minutes later, he’s ready to go; we arrived at the airport… Continue reading
Fructose is a bad influence on Juice who is quite naive
A primer on prune juice will follow with intermittent breaks. Now to the lesson of poor juice selection and how every bottle is not created equal. Take highly sweetened Juice. Please! All bottled up. Complaining about shelf life most of the day, rattling about annoying Milk and Carbonated Water. It can really get noisy. I… Continue reading