Image via Wikipedia More dusty words from the back of the blog shelf. Sun July 12, 2009 (Reuters) – Cheney hid CIA program from Congress: senator My spin on the article: Limited public appearances while Cheney was still in office tied to secret program. Earlier today, an anonymous source told the Washington Retro Times,… Continue reading
Date Archives → August 2010
When Reality Bites You in the Ass and You Can’t Bite Back.
-Back to Work Back Post- Cover via Amazon I went back to work on Monday and haven’t had time to write. As soon as I strike a balance between reality and the virtual world, I’ll start sloughing the mind flakes.Until then … How blogging saved my mind but not my 401K. REPLACING THE DECK… Continue reading
Washington Think Tank Issues Egghead Recall.
Image via Wikipedia Earlier today, a Washington think tank known as The Smart Ass Association, issued a statement that it would be voluntarily recalling 170 million eggheads due to laboratory confirmed cases of the Ignaramous Stupidous virus associated with some of the eggheads. The Smart Ass Association said that the eggheads included in the recall… Continue reading
Palin’s Unabridged Words to Nowhere.
Image by joestump via Flickr YOU SAY MOSQUE. I SAY MOSQUITO. What’s that buzzing noise? It’s Sarah Palin‘s words swarming from my TV set and circling my head. Yes, Sarah Palin is back in the news because there’s a new controversy in town – the ground zero mosque – a wedge issue she can really… Continue reading
More Planes in the Sky – Less People on the Ground.
Caution: Low Flying Planes Image via Wikipedia A letter in support of more commercial flights over quiet bucolic communities. Dear Editor, A recent FAA directive rerouting flights from major city airports over suburban areas is a much-needed public initiative. The directive will greatly improve the lives of neighborhood residents by keeping people inside away from… Continue reading
APB out on missing muse!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/martinlabar/CC BY-NC 2.0 Officer: Description of Muse? Me: I’m drawing a blank. Officer: Height, weight . . .? Me: I’ve got nothing. This is a repost from November 2009; dedicated to Kathy, an extremely talented blogger, the brains behind The Junk Drawer, and author of the recent post “I Lost My… Continue reading
Companies Hiring Monkeys Instead of the Unemployed
Image via Wikipedia OUT OF WORK? Well, now you may be out of luck unless you love a good swing on the vine. Back in 2009, companies began hiring trained monkeys to fill empty job slots instead of unemployed workers, a practice that Jillian Hand Human Resources Manager for LockJaw Industries has found to… Continue reading
Browsing the Job Market Shelves
While searching for jobs on Monster.com, HotJobs.com, or Craigslist.org, I always stumble upon job descriptions with spelling mistakes or over-the-top requirements. So, I’ve compiled a list of those jobs and have categorized them by market. UPSCALE NICHE EMPLOYERS Agency Account Executive for Stand-up Comedian Boutique agency and marketing services firm is lost without you. Well,… Continue reading
Confessions of a Serial Plant Killer
-Image via Wikipedia ~This is the third day of my incarceration in a maximum-security garden center. The florist glares at me from behind a bouquet of thorny roses, and she thinks I’m the dangerous one. I think we’re both the same, but she’d disagree. She cuts off the stems of plants. I cut off their… Continue reading