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- Guinea Pig Paperweights.
- Parrot Wall Hangings – Wonderful decorative accents for any room.
- Persian Cat Hand and Foot Warmers.
- Hermie the Hamster and Gerry the Gerbil – Rodent Replacements. You never have to feed them.
- Goat Drying Racks for the Mudroom.
- Hedgehog Book Ends.
- Pig Banks – For long-term saving. After stuffing the coins down the pig’s throat, they have to be surgically removed.
- Kangaroo Umbrella Stands.
- Platypus Paper Holders.
- Pygmy Horse Supports for Lawn Jockeys.
- Pelican Designer Wastebaskets.
Please feel free to add to the list.
Totally Hillarious.
I really like the Pig Banks, I'm going to get one of those myself. Now, here's a few things you could add to your list:
Polar Bear Rug
Moose Head Wall Hangings
Sheepskin
Bet you've never seen those before!
No wait… Dammit!
Ausetkmt: Thank you!!! Thanks for dropping by and commenting.
Ziva: Hmm. They sound vaguely familiar. No. Wait! I'm thinking of a moose head hat rack and a polar bear ice box. I think the sheepskin wears wolf's clothing or something.
But what do they do with dead unicorns?
Oops.
RF: The same thing they do for dead pink elephants. Put down the bottle of Jack Daniels and then give the eulogy.
If those stuffed hamsters don't smell I'll take a pair of them, please.
And flying pigs? What happens when they get shot down?
SW: We gut and then stuff all dead pets with scented foam. We also have stuffed dead hamster plug ins. When inserted into a socket, they emit the scent eau de rodent.
Mrs B: When flying pigs are shot down, they turn into ham.
HAAAAAA!!!
…and yum! (-:
Kangaroo umbrella racks — LOVE IT!!
And Lauren you're almost right about Mrs. B's question: When flying pigs are shot down, they turn into heavenly ham. 🙂
Here are a few items to add to the list:
dog footrest
bird mobile
flamingo lamp
Thanks, Ivy. Damn! I forgot the footstool. I prefer a French bulldog motif. Flamingo lamps would definitely add some much needed color to an otherwise bland color scheme.
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