Don’t settle for boring when you can dress up your monopole with a fun cell tower disguise!
Campy Cell Tower Disguises is the premier cell tower costume company, brightening lives since 1999.
Our staff of certified microwave Arborists can spruce up any dull cell tower spruce.
And transform this…
Into this…
Just choose from one of our fun cell tower disguises.
Cell Tower Hat
Cell Tower Sunglasses
Cell Tower Hat and Glasses
Cell Tower Sunglasses and Mustache
Or this favorite…
Cell Tower Fake Nose and Glasses
At Campy Cell Tower Disguises, we are committed to finding the best cell tower disguise to fit your needs.
Why plant a lifeless 150-foot cell spruce in your yard when you can glow in the dark and have fun, too, with one of our Campy Cell Tower Disguises.
Campy Cell Tower Disguises,
If you don’t want to see the same old tower through the trees.
Can I request a giant penis (or, I should say, phallus) jutting skyward? Please? Double please?
hahahaha!
Hey, I’m trying to make an important point here and you’re talking about penises or is that Peni?
I’m awful, I know. But I’m fun at parties!
You are hilarious. Now I understand the meaning of the title from your last post, “My Next Big Thing.” I’m trying to get a hold of the Jolly Green Giant. But, cell service sucks at the top of the beanstalk.
Now now ladies… it IS just a cell phone tower 😉
It’s June’s fault. LOL!
Oh yeah. The mustache is a must.
Evil Twin is at work again. She’s such a ham.
Towers of craziness!
Towers of craziness is right!
I think the mustache and sunglasses really diminishes the tower’s chances of being recognized.
Knowing cat, he’d probably climb one of those trees.
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I suppose disguising it as a giant cigar would be too… Freudian?
I think it’s already Freudian. However, a giant stogie would be a great conversation starter.
This is too funny! I just saw a few of those towers while traveling and they look so bad! A fake mustache would do wonders!
It couldn’t hurt. : )