Empty Ester lost her head, once a prominent fixture on her shoulders, air lingers there instead. She blamed the loss on her stubborn boss who demanded too much of her vapid thoughts. “Find me the ‘Nail’ file,” he had said to her. “It’s the one after “O” called ‘Oblivious.’” She should have known not… Continue reading
Post Category → Humor
I Have a Linking Problem
My name is Lauren and I’m a 404-aholic. I first realized I had a linking problem when Mike from We Work for Cheese told me about a defective link in the post, Canadians Blamed for Blast of Frigid Air or is that Frigidaire? I accidentally added an “http” at the end of the address, which resulted… Continue reading
iFeline Cat Robot with Dog Death Ray
The iFeline cat robot is so authentic looking you’ll swear it’s real! After fourteen years (seven human years), our software experts at iFeline Laboratories have perfected the first responsive cat robot on the market, produced to replicate cat like indifference and stealth maneuverability. Like an ordinary cat, the iFeline will sit on your lap when… Continue reading
Is Double Linking the Same as Double Dipping?
Linking two prompts with one post. Five Sentence Fiction: Forgotten Silly Sunday My apologies to Rhonda. Today, I have a linking problem. Following the Scent of Keys Where did I leave my keys? Did I lose them down the FedEx chute while dropping off the package? No, I drove home, stuffed them… Continue reading
The Next Big Thing – Hint – It Has Nothing to Do with Porn!
The Next Big Thing Blog Hop I’m thrilled to be participating in a blog hop called, “The Next Big Thing.” I was tagged by humor writer June O’Hara @ The Neurosis Files and asked to answer ten questions about my most recent writing project. Here are my responses: Ms. Salkin — Please call me Lauren. Lauren, where… Continue reading
Blog Armageddon
I Got Hacked – Excuse My Appearance I’m having technical difficulty and am working on the problem. Not me personally because I don’t know what the hell I’m doing. Some pages on my blog may look odd or unappealing. More odd or unappealing than usual. Please be more patient than I am. I’m at Defcon… Continue reading
The Onion Book of Known Knowledge [Hardcover] – You Can Kill Flies with It!
Just as the onion is a staple in the kitchen… The Onion is a staple in satire… “Since its founding by a Prussian tuber farmer in 1756, The Onion has expanded into an omnipotent news empire, with a Peabody Award-winning 24-hour cable news network…” Rightfully, skewering empty-headed cretins with its tuber farmer wit. The Onion Book of Known… Continue reading
Can three clueless morons live together without screwing things up?
Watch the comedy web series Gentlemen’s Dwelling to find out. “The Champagne Of Web-Series” Starring Ben Leasure, Joe Lankheet, and Zach Stasz Directed By Giles Sherwood. Written By Joe Lankheet Follow the misadventures of three clueless morons, Donald, Louie, and Crantz, as they try to make sense out of . . . anything. Lacking good judgment and unable to… Continue reading
Die Babylon Bitch! Search Your Soul, Not My Computer
For weeks, possibly months – perchance a millennium – I tried to purge the search engine scourge, Babylon, from my Firefox browser. The scourge appeared one day whilst I opened a tab. Instead of seeing my beloved Google home page, I saw that blight Babylon, not the ancient city, which would have been awesome. I stared… Continue reading
Pingback backlash
I’m not a web-tech nerd. Web-tech words, symbols and directions deep fry my brain. Still, many of us learn web tech stuff simply through osmosis. And learn it I did, this past Monday when I added my blog to Google Analytics. That took about an hour. After I added Think Spin to Google Analytics, submitted a site… Continue reading