Help A Naked Poster Today! Frame It and Save It!


Do your walls draw a blank when they stare back at you? Does the white bright hurt your eyes?

Well, your eyes are trying to tell you something you already know. It’s time to fill in that glaring space on your wall with that naked poster that’s hiding behind a trunk in the attic.

Rescue it from the dusty darkness, dress it up and then put it in its proper place – in a snazzy poster frame on the wall, looking framed and fabulous. Now you can show your friends the poster you bought at the Rolling Stones Concert in ’65 instead of just talking about it.

Finding a perfect poster frame is too much work, you say.

I say it’s easy peasy. No effort at all. In fact, you can find a perfect poster frame that’s Rolling Stones worthy while sitting on your couch potato cushion watching MTV. Just pick up your iPhone, laptop or iPad and let your browser do the work.

Yeah, that’s right. Your browser. It’s a beast of burden and you’re the brains behind the beast.

Say what? You don’t have a Rolling Stones poster. Well, what’s stopping you? Rock your dull white walls with a retro psychedelic ’60s poster. It’s music to your decibel battered eardrums because it’s easy on the eyes and ears. It will save you the embarrassment of using the wondering “What?” too many times, which leads to too many dropped calls.

Don’t like music? Film aficionado instead? That works, too. A frame can dress up any naked poster or picture from your collection.

Yes, I believe a poster should enjoy some R&R time, unrestricted and flapping in the wind. But let’s be real! A free range poster will get ripped and tattered if not tucked safely inside a frame.

That’s why I dress up my posters in a frame. I don’t want them to get yellow poster jaundice.

Please, save a naked poster today!

Set it free from the dusty darkness and let it sing on your wall beneath the lights.

Do your posters have yellow poster jaundice?


11 Comments Help A Naked Poster Today! Frame It and Save It!

  1. injaynesworld

    I could kick myself (and have, actually) for throwing away all my posters from the Fillmore Auditorium concerts. They were free and today they’d be worth a fortune.

  2. ReformingGeek

    Evil Twin wants to paint the walls black while she’s naked. Sigh. I sent her out back to play with snakes or something.

    Is it a coincidence that I’m doing some painting prep and the color I like the best right now is one of the million versions of white? Also, I just made a poster of photos. My poor walls will be clothed but they will be naked of rock concert posters.

    Oh well.

  3. Rum Punch Drunk

    That’s the thing Lauren. Knowing when to put something up. It’s all about the timing. I have things tucked away that I bought years ago, and it’s such a shame because you should really be enjoying them on the walls, as ornaments or something.
    You have to ask yourself, why did you buy that? To hide it or to adore it. Maybe I’ll go find something today and take it out of it’s hiding place for all to see. Thanks mate.

    1. Lauren

      Exactly! Well said. And if you don’t want to show them off, maybe it’s time to do some housecleaning. Why torment those poor naked posters.

  4. yogesh pant

    there is a wide range of posters which are waiting for us to get framed…
    What we have to do is to fulfill the wish of any one we want on our walls.
    Thanks for the great information.

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