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Canadians Blamed for Blast of Frigid Air or is that Frigidaire?
CANADA – A Country That Thinks it’s Above US. An unnamed source in my head has credible intelligence suggesting that Canada is behind the recent blast of frigid air that has slammed the northern section of the United States. To purge itself of freezing temperatures, Canada, reportedly, conspired with El Niño, La Niña and Mother Nature, or Madre Naturaleza, to… Continue reading
Got Fiscal Cliff Fatigue?
I’ve got the cure! Call your Congressman! Oh, that’s right. Your Congressman is on vacation, probably off somewhere with his mistress or mister downing shots of liquid cheer. Joy to the world and all that crap. What’s that sound? It’s the echo from an avalanche of money cascading down the fiscal cliff…. Continue reading
Tech Essential Transporter for the Home
This post is brought to you by My Life Scoop – get tips for a connected lifestyle at MyLifeScoop.com Beam Me Up Honey! Homestead Barco Transporter for People Who Hate to Exercise Climbing up a flight of stairs can be tedious and exhausting, especially after a long day at the office. Hiking up twenty steps… Continue reading
Sick of the Same Old Cell Tower Disguises?
Don’t settle for boring when you can dress up your monopole with a fun cell tower disguise! Campy Cell Tower Disguises is the premier cell tower costume company, brightening lives since 1999. Our staff of certified microwave Arborists can spruce up any dull cell tower spruce. And transform this… Into this… Just choose from one of our… Continue reading
Shit Happened! Rain, Snow and Windbags at the Polls
In two weeks, a hurricane, election and nor’easter passed through the collective consciousness – I wasn’t conscious. A week without electricity, another (almost) without cable, rendered me comatose. On election day, a political discussion with a member of the opposing party didn’t go well. Not a good day to discuss politics. Note to self. The week… Continue reading
Dentist Dementia
It’s eight o’clock in the morning.The caffeine hasn’t kicked in yet. “Bite down hard,” the dentist says, referring to the temporary crown he just stuck in my mouth. “Aaargh!” “Only one more minute.” A minute of silence, I hope, but no. “I recently read a great book called …” “Aaargh!” Why didn’t I take Jim’s… Continue reading
Have You Seen This Sock?
Missing Since: 9/25/2011 From: The Spins Laundromat, Toad Suck, AR Last Seen: En route from the washer to the dryer If you have any information, please call: 1-800-Gotsock This has been a Public Service Announcement from The Widowed Sock Foundation Helping widowed socks get back on their feet again! Silly Sunday, co-hosted… Continue reading
Ninny Poop Head!
Yesterday, at five o’clock, my brain melted after a two-hour phone conversation with a QuickBooks ProAdvisor. Gurgle! Sploosh! She hijacked my desktop, remotely, and then commandeered my mouse. Several windows opened and closed. The cursor sped across the screen, telekinetically, and then screeched to a stop at the taskbar. “Just press this!” the ProAdvisor ordered…. Continue reading
God is the Ultimate Rule Breaker
Day 29 Prompt: “Breaking the rules.” One more day left of 30 Days of Writing, hosted by Nicky and Mike at We Work for Cheese. Please stop by the We Work for Cheese Emporium to link up or read other inmate posts. We’re all crazy, you know. On the 29th day, God appeared to me… Continue reading